What Is Love: Kenzo Amour

Given the stunning bottles which reference everything from early Art Nouveau ceramics to fifties Melamine kitchenware (with I think a cheery nod to the original Shiseido Feminité du Bois bottle) and the novel note of "rice steam" (one source lists frangipani, cherry blossom, white tea, frankincense, thanaka wood, rice, and vanilla), I wanted to like Kenzo Amour, so help me I did, but it smells exactly like Hypnotic Poison sprayed over a dish of rice pudding, and therefore is unendurable.